I had to stay like a foot away from someone today or else I would have hopped on him. No undershirt today so full nipple action on his part. I did get a high five though. :) I have to exercise good judgement by not actually jumping on his nice slightly soft body. He told me he, “likes it raw” OMG. I all about melted. I’m all over the place. That’s ok.

katara:

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

not only is this photoshopped but its from a shoot from 2011… 

(x)

katara:

thotnun:

Emma Watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats

not only is this photoshopped but its from a shoot from 2011… 

(x)

Inappropriate thoughts ft. you

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I’m so thankful for being able to pleasure my own body. I still have fears and apprehensiveness toward certain parts but pleasure is really important. I hope one day I will be able to pleasure a guy day in and day out and have faith that he’s enjoying every bit too. There are like a thousand dudes who are right for me, and I will someday find them… and fuck the living shit out of them! With no santorum thank you.

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

许我三千笔墨,绘你一世倾城 (grant me three thousand strokes of ink, and i shall render you a lifetime of beauty that shall bring down cities)

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AMERICAN HORROR STORY LINKS

oatsandwheats:

COVEN I  MORE SHOWS  I  INDEX  I

AMERICAN HORROR STORY: FREAK SHOW
———SEASON FOUR———
last updated updated 10/08/14 @ 11:59PM

01  Monsters Among Us
http://www.wootly.ch/?v=5FTEEEE4
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02  Massacres and Matinees
airs October 15, 2014

03  Edward Mordrake (Part 1)
airs October 22, 2014

04  Edward Mordrake (Part 2)
airs October 29, 2014

05  Pink Cupcakes
airs November 5, 2014

06  Bullseye
airs November 12, 2014

07  Test of Strength
airs November 19, 2014

08  TBA
airs TBA

09  TBA
airs TBA

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Very few clients have my phone number, so when one texts me while watching porn, its a buzz kill for sure!

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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Seeing posts come up on your dashboard that you “Liked” like a million years ago, is awesome. Its like, “ugh.. I liked that shizz a  long ago and still do!” ^_^